You can forget the quotable quotes of the celebs that bombard us through the press.
"I feel so pure and happy", "Jesus is the only guy for me" and (my personal favourite) "I'm attracted to dolphins" are nothing on me....
Who needs the likes of Gwyneth, Miley and Drew when you can enjoy gems like "How can I discretely fish salad out of my bra?" from me?
It's all go in my world.