I'm a transplanted Brit, living in Greece for the past 20 years.
Long of limb, broad of beam, open of mind and impatient of nature, I can sometimes wreak havoc without meaning to.
But I MEAN well....
Ooh Good Luck is it GCSE Revision, we've got one of them in our house!
Revision time? keep cool and just feed and water the young'un regularly...it all works out!
awwww poor chuck!